Scam Alert: Home Depot or Lowes shoppers

Bofinn · 12-15-2006, 11:13 AM

Be careful where you shop !!!!!!

A "heads up" for those of you guys who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you. Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "no" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowe's. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen November 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th. Also December 1st, 3rd, twice on the 5th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend. So be careful.

fvbounty · 12-15-2006, 11:20 AM

I'm on my way to Home depot....

bobb022002 · 12-15-2006, 11:45 AM

Wow, thanks for the warning! We've got Home Depot and Lowe's within about 1/2 mile of each other...

Ok, I'm outta here. Have some comparison shopping to do...

Monkey Hanger · 12-15-2006, 12:10 PM

I'm on the next flight!

Now, where do I find a Home Depot?

Oh, and a hire car?

TQ · 12-15-2006, 12:14 PM

That's pretty funny.

DutchBBQ · 12-15-2006, 12:42 PM

This is the funniest joke I've read since many, many years!
Thanks!

Bofinn · 12-15-2006, 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Monkey Hanger

I'm on the next flight!

Now, where do I find a Home Depot?

Oh, and a hire car?

Fly to Chicago and I'll drive you. But you'll have to sit in the back seat!

Rickwell · 12-15-2006, 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bofinn

Fly to Chicago and I'll drive you. But you'll have to sit in the back seat!

LOL. I heard you have a Van.Or was that a Volvo ?

DutchBBQ · 12-12-2007, 01:03 PM

Bofinn, please be carefull.
These gals could be recidivists.

SpeedDMN · 12-12-2007, 01:15 PM

Now all I need is a collection of cheap expendable wallets with a $5 in each

rjs735 · 12-12-2007, 04:17 PM

Just have an empty wallet with a note "Thanks for the memories".

iMogal · 12-12-2007, 05:41 PM

Sounds like Bofinn needs a personal body guard when he goes to the store.
I'll stay back and guard the car.

darkwish · 12-12-2007, 09:54 PM

Haha. I volunteer to "investigate" this scam for you.

bobb022002 · 12-26-2007, 08:42 PM

LOL! I'd forgotten about this... Thanks for the laugh!

PS. my wife won't let me go to Lowe's alone anymore....

12-15-2006, 11:13 AM	#1
Bofinn I'm gettin' dizzy! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Chicagoland Posts: 11,064	Scam Alert: Home Depot or Lowes shoppers Be careful where you shop !!!!!! A "heads up" for those of you guys who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you. Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "no" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowe's. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen November 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th. Also December 1st, 3rd, twice on the 5th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend. So be careful. __________________ ---------- JimBo ----------- When in doubt, smack it!
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12-15-2006, 11:20 AM	#2
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12-15-2006, 11:45 AM	#3
bobb022002 Registered User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Michigan Posts: 108	Wow, thanks for the warning! We've got Home Depot and Lowe's within about 1/2 mile of each other... Ok, I'm outta here. Have some comparison shopping to do...
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12-15-2006, 12:10 PM	#4
Monkey Hanger Registered User Join Date: Mar 2001 Posts: 10,590	I'm on the next flight! Now, where do I find a Home Depot? Oh, and a hire car?
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12-15-2006, 12:14 PM	#5
TQ You gonna throw that? Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 8,442	That's pretty funny. __________________ Create in me a pure heart, O God, and renew a steadfast spirit within me - Psalm 51:10 My goal in life is to be as good of a person as my dogs already think I am... Daywalker Studio: Software: Adobe Audition 3.0/Pro Tools LE 7.4/Acid Pro 6.0/Multiple VST, DirectX and RTAS plugins/Kontakt 3 Sampler/Windows XP Professional PC Hardware: D975XBX2-504/E6600/4x2GB Mushkin XP2-6400/eVGA 800GTX/HP f1905 19" flat panel/Echo Audio Gina24 Sound Card/2 Maxtor 6B300SO's/1 Maxtor STM500AS/1 Western Digital WD2500JD/PleXwriter Premium/Plextor 716A/Samsung LightScribe DVD burner/Logitech Revolution MX/Antec P-180b/PPC&C Silencer 610/Zalman CNPS9500 HSF Recording Hardware: Mbox 2 Factory Pro/Mackie SR24.4VLZ Pro Console/M-Audio Axiom 25 MIDI Controller/Audio-Technica 4033a microphone/Symetrix 528E/PreSonus Eureka/Mackie MR8 active monitors Game Machine: Gigabyte GA-X48-DQ6/E8400/4x2GB Mushkin XP2-8500/BFG GTX280/HP f2105 21" flat panel/Creative Labs X-Fi Elite Pro/Maxtor 6H500F0/Maxtor STM3320/Western Digital WD4000KD/Plextor 760A/Toshiba DVD-ROM/Zalman CNPS9700/Antec P-180/PPC&C Silencer 610/Ideazon Merc Stealth keyboard/Vista Business64 SP1
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12-15-2006, 12:42 PM	#6
DutchBBQ Registered User Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 256	This is the funniest joke I've read since many, many years! Thanks! Last edited by DutchBBQ; 12-15-2006 at 01:01 PM..
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12-12-2007, 01:03 PM	#9
DutchBBQ Registered User Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 256	Bofinn, please be carefull! Bofinn, please be carefull. These gals could be recidivists.
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12-12-2007, 01:15 PM	#10
SpeedDMN Silicon Avatar Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Hyde Park, NY Posts: 2,927	Re: Scam Alert: Home Depot or Lowes shoppers Now all I need is a collection of cheap expendable wallets with a $5 in each __________________
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12-12-2007, 04:17 PM	#11
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12-12-2007, 05:41 PM	#12
iMogal Zoom Zoom... Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 1,189	Re: Scam Alert: Home Depot or Lowes shoppers Sounds like Bofinn needs a personal body guard when he goes to the store. I'll stay back and guard the car. __________________ SilverStone LG-08 Asus P5E-VM HDMI Intel e2180 O/C'd 2.85Ghz (8x355) 2x2Gb G.Skill DDR2-1000 (5,5,4,14) (2:3 533Mhz) Maxotr 120 Gig SATA 8Mb HIS 3870 Iceq3 Turbo 850 Corsair HX620 Modular PSU Dell UltraSharp 2407FPW Monsoon MM-700 2.1 Speakers __________________
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12-12-2007, 09:54 PM	#13
darkwish I need a job. Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Virginia Beach, VA Posts: 677	Re: Scam Alert: Home Depot or Lowes shoppers Haha. I volunteer to "investigate" this scam for you.
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12-26-2007, 08:42 PM	#14
bobb022002 Registered User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Michigan Posts: 108	Re: Scam Alert: Home Depot or Lowes shoppers LOL! I'd forgotten about this... Thanks for the laugh! PS. my wife won't let me go to Lowe's alone anymore....
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