AMD Machine With 10 GHz CPU Being Sold At Amazon!

Brian · 03-23-2005, 11:11 AM

This looks pretty sweet! Check out the specs on this baby!

AMD Machine With 10 GHz CPU Being Sold At Amazon!

And the customer reviews below are pretty favorable as well! :wave2:

*Bofinn* · 03-23-2005, 11:18 AM

The reviews are pretty funny!

Hard Drive

Size: 30000 GB
Type: IDE

Cases and Expandability

Weight: 14.00 hundredths-pounds

Lucas_Maximus · 03-23-2005, 11:21 AM

hmm somehow I think the specs are wrong.

kswiss · 03-23-2005, 11:46 AM

Reviewer: Grand Moff Tarkin - See all my reviews
I have used this computer extensively running simulations to find possible faults in our new battlestation. It has shown our defenses to be foolproof and it is only a matter of time before the Rebels are kneeling before us in defeat.

FB · 03-23-2005, 11:49 AM

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Technical Data

Processor, Memory, and Motherboard

* Hardware Platform: PC
* Processor: 10.00 GHz AMD Athlon
* Number of Processors: 1
* RAM: 2000 MB
* RAM Type: DIMM

Operating System and Software

* Operating System: DOS

Hard Drive

* Size: 30000 GB
* Type: IDE

Cases and Expandability

* Weight: 14.00 hundredths-pounds

FB · 03-23-2005, 11:53 AM

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Reviewer: God (Heaven) - See all my reviews
I picked up couple of these babies just recently to run the world. We had some problems at the start, mainly with it setting some of the angels' wings on fire (they had to be amputated), but it's been running smoothly ever since. It can even calculate the biological structure and evolution of new life forms in 20 seconds. I'm amazed! Now I'll have time to start playing golf again! However, this unit can be a significant enviromental hazard. It's great, but not perfect.

and another

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Reviewer:euroboii "euroeuro" (I-pwn-LAND) - See all my reviews tiz comput3r is t3h awez0me ness.... j00 r all n00bified if u d0nt t3h buyz0r it....TEH credit cardz0r r l33t j000 r t3h n00b if u dont owner this mach1ner RIG!

omg t3h features WOW j00 r not t3h believz0r!!

j00 press t3h power button and bam SHAZAAM, t3h 10ghz make it start within 1 second and it jumps to its feetz0rs and say "OMG JOO HAVE powered me ON"

and you gotta say like "SIT" but calmly and t3h comp SITS, and j00 r like "Yo *** roffle me d00d i r wantz t3h halflife2222222" and t3h comp is like

"Yes SIR" And starts it and t3h game is like woah....

I is teh start t3h fraps and t3h SHAZAM it pwned j00 its like "9012 fps" omg t3h l33e3e3et!!!!

and t3h graphic cards r awesome...this comp comes with triple TRI-Sli-ed

"Geforce WE-PWN-j00 Special Edition 9900"

and they are so awesome, they come with t3h l33t coolers, like t3h temprature is like omg t3h blasting -47,000 Celcius, but t3h comp is warmed by t3h heat blaster technology ITS JUST LIKE WOAH....

oh and did i mention this computer also cooks dinner! **** WOAH!!

buy now!!! You wont regret it

Markim · 03-23-2005, 12:09 PM

after reading the specs and the reviews posted here.

I WANT ONE

I jumped in my new huvercraft space transporter.

I bought 5 of these, I dont know why , but I think I will sells these on EBAY to someone in S. Africa and wait for the money to clear my account.

Brian · 03-23-2005, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Markim

I jumped in my new huvercraft space transporter.

Me, too!

sorrow · 03-23-2005, 12:31 PM

omg i'm pissing myself that **** is so funny, and the posts are cracking me up.... rofl!

*Bofinn* · 03-23-2005, 12:39 PM

Reviewer:MR. Fitzov (Scott AFB, Antarctica) - See all my reviewsI got mine with the jet-engine cpu cooler--the one they use on the new boeing jumbo jet. Still the cpu temp is a scorching 700F degrees. And talk about hard drive heating--I've got to use this thing in the sub-zero freezer at work just to keep the temps down. I'll be damned if I can find another computer that can convert my DVDs to divx in under 10 sec though.

Reviewer:Christopher S. Susi (Earth. You are here.) - See all my reviews

... although Windows still crashes, the machine is so fast it crashes before you even boot it up. So by the time you booted, you've already crashed and rebooted and didn't know what happened.

sorrow · 03-23-2005, 12:49 PM

omg help my stomach and face hurt from laughing so hard

mrcooper · 03-23-2005, 01:09 PM

Holy Crap, Bofinn, that was hillarious........Even before it crashes, it reboots!!! Hahahahahahahah!

Qba73 · 03-23-2005, 01:10 PM

the reviews are to die for..lol i almost pee'd myself.

Markim · 03-23-2005, 01:16 PM

I like this one too

It's beyond me why Viewsonic would fail to utilize AMD's new 64,000-bit computer chip instead of this relatively outdated 10 GHZ 32-bit processor that is soooo, like, 2014.

mrcooper · 03-23-2005, 01:41 PM

Ahhhh....wooooo.....I haven't laughed like that since I was a little girl (I'm a guy for those of you going..."huh?") The best one has got to be the review about the guy installing a boeing 747 jet cooler to cool his pc down, but he still can't get it to run under 700F! Ah, that's hillarious!

03-23-2005, 11:11 AM	#1
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03-23-2005, 11:18 AM	#2
Bofinn I'm gettin' dizzy! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Chicagoland Posts: 11,035	The reviews are pretty funny! Hard Drive Size: 30000 GB Type: IDE Cases and Expandability Weight: 14.00 hundredths-pounds __________________ ---------- JimBo ----------- When in doubt, smack it!
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03-23-2005, 11:21 AM	#3
Lucas_Maximus Self Terminated Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 3,311	hmm somehow I think the specs are wrong.
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03-23-2005, 11:46 AM	#4
kswiss the moon Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Charlotte, NC Posts: 885	Reviewer: Grand Moff Tarkin - See all my reviews I have used this computer extensively running simulations to find possible faults in our new battlestation. It has shown our defenses to be foolproof and it is only a matter of time before the Rebels are kneeling before us in defeat. __________________ DFI nF4 SLI-D, 3500+ Winchester, OCZ Plat. 2GB (2 x 1GB) PC3200, eVGA 7800GT, 2 x WD 36GB Raptor Raid0, Hitachi 80GB SATAII, Audigy 2, Zalman 7700-CU, OCZ Modstream 520W
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03-23-2005, 12:09 PM	#7
Markim Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Charlotte NC Posts: 807	after reading the specs and the reviews posted here. I WANT ONE I jumped in my new huvercraft space transporter. I bought 5 of these, I dont know why , but I think I will sells these on EBAY to someone in S. Africa and wait for the money to clear my account. __________________ My Toys LANPARTY LP-PRO 875B REV B1, Intel 2.8E, 2x512 3500 OCZ, GIGABYTE GV-N57L128DP XFX 6600GT, 80G Seagate SATA SERVER Giga-Byte GA-8KNXP(non ultra)Bios F5,P4-2.6c 800, 2x512MB, PMI 32Mx64 PC3700, Asus Video Card V9280 128mb, 4x80GB Seagate SATA Raid 1 / 5, 1x120gig IDE backup, Test Box: Supermicro P4SBA+, Intel 1.5A, 384mb PC133, 60G IDE Wifes Toys DFI 875P Infinity, Intel 2.4c, Geil PC3500 2x256, 1 80g IDE, 128mb vid, Aopen AX4GPRO, Intel 2.0a, 512mb, 40g IDE, 64mb vid, Last edited by Markim : 03-23-2005 at 01:05 PM. Reason: spelling fubar
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03-23-2005, 12:31 PM	#9
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03-23-2005, 12:39 PM	#10
Bofinn I'm gettin' dizzy! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Chicagoland Posts: 11,035	Reviewer:MR. Fitzov (Scott AFB, Antarctica) - See all my reviewsI got mine with the jet-engine cpu cooler--the one they use on the new boeing jumbo jet. Still the cpu temp is a scorching 700F degrees. And talk about hard drive heating--I've got to use this thing in the sub-zero freezer at work just to keep the temps down. I'll be damned if I can find another computer that can convert my DVDs to divx in under 10 sec though. Reviewer:Christopher S. Susi (Earth. You are here.) - See all my reviews ... although Windows still crashes, the machine is so fast it crashes before you even boot it up. So by the time you booted, you've already crashed and rebooted and didn't know what happened. __________________ ---------- JimBo ----------- When in doubt, smack it!
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03-23-2005, 12:49 PM	#11
sorrow 010011100100100101001110 Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Virginia Posts: 1,243	omg help my stomach and face hurt from laughing so hard
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03-23-2005, 01:09 PM	#12
mrcooper Victory Is Mine! Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Southern Ohio - Where nothing happens Posts: 280	Holy Crap, Bofinn, that was hillarious........Even before it crashes, it reboots!!! Hahahahahahahah! __________________ I hate Steven Segal --------------------------------------------------- MSI k8T800 Mobo 2 x 512 Geil PC-3500 Ram, Cas 2.5-3-2-5 AMD 64 +3200 2.2 Ghz W.D. 40Gig, Maxtor 120Gig HD's......for stuff Ati Radeon x800xt P.E. Raidmax 10bay case with 420W p.s. w/ 5 80 mm fans LG GDR-8163B 52x 16x DVD Rom H.P. 4x DVD Burner
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03-23-2005, 01:10 PM	#13
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03-23-2005, 01:16 PM	#14
Markim Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Charlotte NC Posts: 807	I like this one too It's beyond me why Viewsonic would fail to utilize AMD's new 64,000-bit computer chip instead of this relatively outdated 10 GHZ 32-bit processor that is soooo, like, 2014. __________________ My Toys LANPARTY LP-PRO 875B REV B1, Intel 2.8E, 2x512 3500 OCZ, GIGABYTE GV-N57L128DP XFX 6600GT, 80G Seagate SATA SERVER Giga-Byte GA-8KNXP(non ultra)Bios F5,P4-2.6c 800, 2x512MB, PMI 32Mx64 PC3700, Asus Video Card V9280 128mb, 4x80GB Seagate SATA Raid 1 / 5, 1x120gig IDE backup, Test Box: Supermicro P4SBA+, Intel 1.5A, 384mb PC133, 60G IDE Wifes Toys DFI 875P Infinity, Intel 2.4c, Geil PC3500 2x256, 1 80g IDE, 128mb vid, Aopen AX4GPRO, Intel 2.0a, 512mb, 40g IDE, 64mb vid,
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03-23-2005, 01:41 PM	#15
mrcooper Victory Is Mine! Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Southern Ohio - Where nothing happens Posts: 280	Ahhhh....wooooo.....I haven't laughed like that since I was a little girl (I'm a guy for those of you going..."huh?") The best one has got to be the review about the guy installing a boeing 747 jet cooler to cool his pc down, but he still can't get it to run under 700F! Ah, that's hillarious! __________________ I hate Steven Segal --------------------------------------------------- MSI k8T800 Mobo 2 x 512 Geil PC-3500 Ram, Cas 2.5-3-2-5 AMD 64 +3200 2.2 Ghz W.D. 40Gig, Maxtor 120Gig HD's......for stuff Ati Radeon x800xt P.E. Raidmax 10bay case with 420W p.s. w/ 5 80 mm fans LG GDR-8163B 52x 16x DVD Rom H.P. 4x DVD Burner
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