Favorite Monty Python Movie ? - Page 3

KingTermite · 01-03-2003, 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gbud
True. But I always thought of it as one. They have a distinct feal. It had the same flavour ya know.

Anyway, I shall vote for the grail shaped beakon atop the tower.
Bad, bad, naughty Zoot.

You are right. It does have the MP feel and if wasn't "officially" not an MP movie could easily be put in the same category.

Homerclees · 01-04-2003, 12:20 AM

Holy Grail!

"i won, your arm is off"
"no it's not, it's a mere flesh wound"

"we are the knights that say NI!"

5150 · 01-04-2003, 01:34 AM

We are NO LONGER the knights who say, NI!!! We are now the knights who say, ecky-ecky-ecky-zsu-pang-zoom-balibalabalabalabalabalaba!!!

NI!!

**SKI** · 01-04-2003, 01:53 AM

...NI!

50'sgeek · 01-04-2003, 02:02 AM

Both the "The Holy Grail" and the skit "please sir, just one more small bite ..." aka "The Exploding Dinner Guest" ...

In a slightly different vein, John Belushi playing the Samurai Chef (SNL 1st season) ...

5150 · 01-04-2003, 02:03 AM

"Dee ye ye su dominem ....
Dau na es is requiem ...."

SMACKKKK!!!

"Dee ye ye su dominem ...."

SMACKKKK!!!
(Now watch one of the guys belting himself stagger from whacking himself too hard ....)

Dau na es is requiem ...."

**SKI** · 01-04-2003, 02:13 AM

OMG! Someone actually dug up the dialogue!

Slighty O.T, does anyone here remember the "Tennis, Anyone?" skit? It remains my all-time favorite example of gratuitous television violence...

5150 · 01-04-2003, 02:36 AM

BK: "STOP!!! He who approaches the Bridge Of Death must answer me these questions three! Then the other side he'll see!"
SL: "Ask me the questions, bridge keeper. I am not afraid!"
BK: "What is your name?"
SL: "Sir Lancelot of Camelot!"
BK: "What is your quest?"
SL: "To seek the Holy Grail!"
BK: "What - is your favourite color?"
SL: "Blue!"
BK: "Right - off you go!"
SL: "Thanks very much!"

SG: "THAT WAS EASY!!!"

BK: "STOP!!! He who approaches the Bridge Of Death must answer me these questions three! Then the other side he'll see!"
SG: "Ask me the questions, bridge keeper. I am not afraid!"
BK: "What is your name?"
SG: "Sir Galahad of Camelot!"
BK: "What is your quest?"
SG: "To seek the Holy Grail!"
BK: "What - is is the capital of Assyria?"
SG: "What?? I don't know that?? Aaaaaaarrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhh!!!!"

BK: "STOP!!! What is your name?"
SR: "Sir Robin of Camelot!"
BK: "What is your quest?"
SR: "To seek the Grail!"
BK: "What - is your favourite color?"
SR: "Blue! No - pin-Aaaaaaarrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhh!!!!"

BK: "Heh heh heh heh heh ....!"

BK: "STOP!!! What is YOUR name?"
KA: "King Arthur of England"
BK: "What is your quest?"
KA: "To seek the Holy Grail!"
BK: "What - is the air-speed velocity of a migrating swallow?"
KA: "What - African or European??"
BK: "What? I don't know that! Aaaaaaarrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhh!!!!"

"How do you know so much about swallows??"

"Well, you have to know these things when you're a King!"

**SKI** · 01-04-2003, 02:39 AM

THAT'S why it's my favorite MP movie... among MANY other scenes!

It captures the inherent "silliness"

of MP...

If there is a God, the BBC is STILL bothered by Monty PYthon!

DAPUNISHER · 01-04-2003, 05:54 AM

[color=dark-blue]CART MASTER:
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[cough cough...]
[clang]
[...cough cough]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead! Ninepence.
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out...
[rewr!]
...your dead!
[rewr!]
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
CUSTOMER:
Here's one.
CART MASTER:
Ninepence.
DEAD PERSON:
I'm not dead!
CART MASTER:
What?
CUSTOMER:
Nothing. Here's your ninepence.
DEAD PERSON:
I'm not dead!
CART MASTER:
'Ere. He says he's not dead!
CUSTOMER:
Yes, he is.
DEAD PERSON:
I'm not!
CART MASTER:
He isn't?
CUSTOMER:
Well, he will be soon. He's very ill.
DEAD PERSON:
I'm getting better!
CUSTOMER:
No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment.
CART MASTER:
Oh, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
DEAD PERSON:
I don't want to go on the cart!
CUSTOMER:
Oh, don't be such a baby.
CART MASTER:
I can't take him.
DEAD PERSON:
I feel fine!
CUSTOMER:
Well, do us a favour.
CART MASTER:
I can't.
CUSTOMER:
Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
CART MASTER:
No, I've got to go to the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today.
CUSTOMER:
Well, when's your next round?
CART MASTER:
Thursday.
DEAD PERSON:
I think I'll go for a walk.
CUSTOMER:
You're not fooling anyone, you know. Look. Isn't there something you can do?
DEAD PERSON: [singing]
I feel happy. I feel happy.
[whop]
CUSTOMER:
Ah, thanks very much.
CART MASTER:
Not at all. See you on Thursday.
CUSTOMER:
Right. All right.
[howl]
[clop clop clop]
Who's that, then?
CART MASTER:
I dunno. Must be a king.
CUSTOMER:
Why?
CART MASTER:
He hasn't got ***** all over him.[/color]

5150 · 01-04-2003, 11:00 AM

Brilliant! A few more scenes and we'll have the entire HG script!!!

KingTermite · 01-04-2003, 11:04 AM

How about....

It's only a flesh wound. Come back you coward!!

or....

Your task....you must bring us back a shrubbery.
A shrubbery?
Yes, a shubbery.

5150 · 01-04-2003, 11:07 AM

Ahhh - no need .... I have found a script for your collective enjoyment (and laughter!!):
http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/grail/grail.htm

packetloss · 01-04-2003, 11:14 AM

"Always look on the bright side of life"

KingTermite · 01-04-2003, 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by packetloss
"Always look on the bright side of life"

(whistling)

View Poll Results: What is your favorite Monty Pyhton MOVIE?
MP and the Holy Grail	18	48.65%
MP's The Life of Brian	5	13.51%
MP's The Meaning of Life	9	24.32%
There are no other options, but I want to choose this one anyway.	5	13.51%
Voters: 37. You may not vote on this poll

01-04-2003, 12:20 AM	#32
Homerclees Call me Homer Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 5,029	Holy Grail! "i won, your arm is off" "no it's not, it's a mere flesh wound" "we are the knights that say NI!" __________________ "Statistics can be used to prove anything...40% of people know that!!" -Homer J. Simpson
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01-04-2003, 01:34 AM	#33
5150 1984: OUR future? Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Australia Posts: 1,785	We are NO LONGER the knights who say, NI!!! We are now the knights who say, ecky-ecky-ecky-zsu-pang-zoom-balibalabalabalabalabalaba!!! NI!! __________________ Last edited by 5150 : 01-04-2003 at 01:58 AM.
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01-04-2003, 01:53 AM	#34
SKI Comms Moderator Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Tempe, AZ (or wherever my luggage is) Posts: 8,488	...NI! __________________ Never try to teach a pig to sing... It wastes your time, and annoys the pig.
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01-04-2003, 02:02 AM	#35
50'sgeek Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: us citizen / permanent resident hong kong Posts: 87	Both the "The Holy Grail" and the skit "please sir, just one more small bite ..." aka "The Exploding Dinner Guest" ... In a slightly different vein, John Belushi playing the Samurai Chef (SNL 1st season) ...
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01-04-2003, 02:03 AM	#36
5150 1984: OUR future? Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Australia Posts: 1,785	"Dee ye ye su dominem .... Dau na es is requiem ...." SMACKKKK!!! "Dee ye ye su dominem ...." SMACKKKK!!! (Now watch one of the guys belting himself stagger from whacking himself too hard ....) Dau na es is requiem ...." __________________
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01-04-2003, 02:13 AM	#37
SKI Comms Moderator Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Tempe, AZ (or wherever my luggage is) Posts: 8,488	OMG! Someone actually dug up the dialogue! Slighty O.T, does anyone here remember the "Tennis, Anyone?" skit? It remains my all-time favorite example of gratuitous television violence... __________________ Never try to teach a pig to sing... It wastes your time, and annoys the pig.
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01-04-2003, 02:36 AM	#38
5150 1984: OUR future? Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Australia Posts: 1,785	All this stuff here's from memory - let's see what else I remember ...! BK: "STOP!!! He who approaches the Bridge Of Death must answer me these questions three! Then the other side he'll see!" SL: "Ask me the questions, bridge keeper. I am not afraid!" BK: "What is your name?" SL: "Sir Lancelot of Camelot!" BK: "What is your quest?" SL: "To seek the Holy Grail!" BK: "What - is your favourite color?" SL: "Blue!" BK: "Right - off you go!" SL: "Thanks very much!" SG: "THAT WAS EASY!!!" BK: "STOP!!! He who approaches the Bridge Of Death must answer me these questions three! Then the other side he'll see!" SG: "Ask me the questions, bridge keeper. I am not afraid!" BK: "What is your name?" SG: "Sir Galahad of Camelot!" BK: "What is your quest?" SG: "To seek the Holy Grail!" BK: "What - is is the capital of Assyria?" SG: "What?? I don't know that?? Aaaaaaarrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhh!!!!" BK: "STOP!!! What is your name?" SR: "Sir Robin of Camelot!" BK: "What is your quest?" SR: "To seek the Grail!" BK: "What - is your favourite color?" SR: "Blue! No - pin-Aaaaaaarrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhh!!!!" BK: "Heh heh heh heh heh ....!" BK: "STOP!!! What is YOUR name?" KA: "King Arthur of England" BK: "What is your quest?" KA: "To seek the Holy Grail!" BK: "What - is the air-speed velocity of a migrating swallow?" KA: "What - African or European??" BK: "What? I don't know that! Aaaaaaarrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhh!!!!" "How do you know so much about swallows??" "Well, you have to know these things when you're a King!" __________________
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01-04-2003, 02:39 AM	#39
SKI Comms Moderator Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Tempe, AZ (or wherever my luggage is) Posts: 8,488	THAT'S why it's my favorite MP movie... among MANY other scenes! It captures the inherent "silliness" of MP... If there is a God, the BBC is STILL bothered by Monty PYthon! __________________ Never try to teach a pig to sing... It wastes your time, and annoys the pig.
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01-04-2003, 05:54 AM	#40
DAPUNISHER 400lbs Gorilla Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Space Coast Posts: 141	[color=dark-blue]CART MASTER: Bring out your dead! [clang] Bring out your dead! [clang] Bring out your dead! [clang] Bring out your dead! [clang] Bring out your dead! [cough cough...] [clang] [...cough cough] Bring out your dead! [clang] Bring out your dead! [clang] Bring out your dead! Ninepence. [clang] Bring out your dead! [clang] Bring out your dead! [clang] Bring out... [rewr!] ...your dead! [rewr!] [clang] Bring out your dead! CUSTOMER: Here's one. CART MASTER: Ninepence. DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead! CART MASTER: What? CUSTOMER: Nothing. Here's your ninepence. DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead! CART MASTER: 'Ere. He says he's not dead! CUSTOMER: Yes, he is. DEAD PERSON: I'm not! CART MASTER: He isn't? CUSTOMER: Well, he will be soon. He's very ill. DEAD PERSON: I'm getting better! CUSTOMER: No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment. CART MASTER: Oh, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations. DEAD PERSON: I don't want to go on the cart! CUSTOMER: Oh, don't be such a baby. CART MASTER: I can't take him. DEAD PERSON: I feel fine! CUSTOMER: Well, do us a favour. CART MASTER: I can't. CUSTOMER: Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long. CART MASTER: No, I've got to go to the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today. CUSTOMER: Well, when's your next round? CART MASTER: Thursday. DEAD PERSON: I think I'll go for a walk. CUSTOMER: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Look. Isn't there something you can do? DEAD PERSON: [singing] I feel happy. I feel happy. [whop] CUSTOMER: Ah, thanks very much. CART MASTER: Not at all. See you on Thursday. CUSTOMER: Right. All right. [howl] [clop clop clop] Who's that, then? CART MASTER: I dunno. Must be a king. CUSTOMER: Why? CART MASTER: He hasn't got ***** all over him.[/color]
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01-04-2003, 11:00 AM	#41
5150 1984: OUR future? Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Australia Posts: 1,785	Brilliant! A few more scenes and we'll have the entire HG script!!! __________________
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01-04-2003, 11:04 AM	#42
KingTermite The Shade of Lazarus Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: PM me to keep in contact Posts: 26,003	How about.... It's only a flesh wound. Come back you coward!! or.... Your task....you must bring us back a shrubbery. A shrubbery? Yes, a shubbery. __________________ Bye Bye ABXZone.....Rest In Peace.
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01-04-2003, 11:07 AM	#43
5150 1984: OUR future? Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Australia Posts: 1,785	Ahhh - no need .... I have found a script for your collective enjoyment (and laughter!!): http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/grail/grail.htm __________________
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01-04-2003, 11:14 AM	#44
packetloss IRCtastic Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 1,704	"Always look on the bright side of life"
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