Favorite Monty Python Movie ? - Page 4

5150 · 01-04-2003, 11:35 AM

Alright then!

Cheer up, Brian. You know what they say.
Some things in life are bad.
They can really make you mad.
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle,
Don't grumble. Give a whistle.
And this'll help things turn out for the best.
And...

Always look on the bright side of life.
[whistling]
Always look on the light side of life.
[whistling]

If life seems jolly rotten,
There's something you've forgotten,
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps,
Don't be silly chumps.
Just purse your lips and whistle. That's the thing.
And...

Always look on the bright side of life.
[whistling]
Come on!
Always look on the right side of life,
[whistling]

For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word.
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin.
Give the audience a grin.
Enjoy it. It's your last chance, anyhow.
So,...

Always look on the bright side of death,
[whistling]
Just before you draw your terminal breath.
[whistling]

Life's a piece of *****,
When you look at it.
Life's a laugh and death's a joke. It's true.
You'll see it's all a show.
Keep 'em laughing as you go.
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.
And...

Always look on the bright side of life.
[whistling]
Always look on the right side of life.
[whistling]
Come on, Brian. Cheer up.
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistling]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistling]
Worse things happen at sea, you know.
Always look on the bright side of life!
I mean, what you got to lose? You know, you come from nothing.
[whistling]
You're going back to nothing. What have you lost? Nothing!
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistling]
Nothing will come from nothing. You know what they say?
Always look on the bright side of life!
Cheer up, you old bugger. Come on. Give us a grin. There you are. See?
[whistling]
It's the end of the film. Incidentally, this record's available in the foyer.
Always look on the bright side of life!
Some of us have got to live as well, you know.
[whistling]
Who do you think pays for all this rubbish?
Always look on the bright side of life!
They'll never make their money back, you know. I told him.
[whistling]
I said to him, 'Bernie.' I said, 'They'll never make their money back.'
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistling]

from: http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/brian/brian.htm

KingTermite · 01-04-2003, 11:37 AM

For those of you have not seen "The Life of Brian", you must understand that all the people singing chorus to this song and the main singers are all on crosses being crucified at the time it is being sung.

Thougt the visual was necessary.

KingTermite · 01-04-2003, 12:01 PM

How could we aaaall die at the same time?
Ok...ok...if we aaaall died, then what killed us?

Death: The Saaaalmon Mousse !

samcolt · 01-04-2003, 12:20 PM

i voted for the meaning of life but i am kinda torn because i liked them all.

packetloss · 01-04-2003, 12:30 PM

May your life be like toilet paper... Long and useful.

----------------------------------------------------------------------

[A line of prisoners files past a jailer.]

Jailer: Crucifixion?

Prisoner: Yes.

Jailer: First on the left, one cross each. [Prisoner exits.] Crucifixion?

Prisoner 2: No, I'm to be released!

Jailer: Oh. Well, off you go then!

Prisoner 2: No, I was just kidding. I'm up for crucifixion actually.

Jailer: OK, first on the left, one cross each.

packetloss · 01-04-2003, 12:35 PM

How to Defend Youself from Fresh Fruit:
Instuctor: "How to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. Now you, come at me with this banana. Catch! Now, it's quite simple to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. First of all you force him to drop the banana; then, second, you eat the banana, thus disarming him. You have now rendered him 'helpless."

Student: "Suppose he's got a bunch."

Instructor: "Shut up."

Different Student: "Suppose he's got a pointed stick."

chile62 · 01-04-2003, 01:46 PM

Man, this has been a great thread!!!

DAPUNISHER · 01-04-2003, 03:09 PM

I fart in your general direction!!!

BombTek · 01-04-2003, 05:06 PM

I could swear you're pshychic or something KT.. I just posted about MP&holy grail in the poem thread and never even saw this one!!!...:eek:

My fav is Holy Grail!!

Xtraneous · 01-04-2003, 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DAPUNISHER
I fart in your general direction!!!

I wave my private parts at your aunties!

KingTermite · 01-04-2003, 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BombTek
I could swear you're pshychic or something KT.. I just posted about MP&holy grail in the poem thread and never even saw this one!!!...:eek:

My fav is Holy Grail!!

I thought this thread was what made you think of it. I started this thread yesterday.

Double Density · 01-04-2003, 06:09 PM

I'm not dead yet!

Was there ever any doubt Holy Grail would be the most popular? BTW...the Holy Grail DVD is one of the best ever....probably the only one that I ever played the extras on!

KingTermite · 01-04-2003, 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Double Density
I'm not dead yet!

Was there ever any doubt Holy Grail would be the most popular? BTW...the Holy Grail DVD is one of the best ever....probably the only one that I ever played the extras on!

No, I knew it would be even though its actually my least favorite of the three. I love it, don't get me wrong, but I like the other two more.

TQ · 01-04-2003, 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by blt
None of them!

Turn him into a newt! Wait, on second thought he'll only get better.

BombTek · 01-04-2003, 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by blt
None of them!

He's a witch, burn him!!

View Poll Results: What is your favorite Monty Pyhton MOVIE?
MP and the Holy Grail	18	48.65%
MP's The Life of Brian	5	13.51%
MP's The Meaning of Life	9	24.32%
There are no other options, but I want to choose this one anyway.	5	13.51%
Voters: 37. You may not vote on this poll

01-04-2003, 11:35 AM	#46
5150 1984: OUR future? Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Australia Posts: 1,785	Alright then! Cheer up, Brian. You know what they say. Some things in life are bad. They can really make you mad. Other things just make you swear and curse. When you're chewing on life's gristle, Don't grumble. Give a whistle. And this'll help things turn out for the best. And... Always look on the bright side of life. [whistling] Always look on the light side of life. [whistling] If life seems jolly rotten, There's something you've forgotten, And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing. When you're feeling in the dumps, Don't be silly chumps. Just purse your lips and whistle. That's the thing. And... Always look on the bright side of life. [whistling] Come on! Always look on the right side of life, [whistling] For life is quite absurd And death's the final word. You must always face the curtain with a bow. Forget about your sin. Give the audience a grin. Enjoy it. It's your last chance, anyhow. So,... Always look on the bright side of death, [whistling] Just before you draw your terminal breath. [whistling] Life's a piece of ****, When you look at it. Life's a laugh and death's a joke. It's true. You'll see it's all a show. Keep 'em laughing as you go. Just remember that the last laugh is on you. And... Always look on the bright side of life. [whistling] Always look on the right side of life. [whistling] Come on, Brian. Cheer up. Always look on the bright side of life! [whistling] Always look on the bright side of life! [whistling] Worse things happen at sea, you know. Always look on the bright side of life! I mean, what you got to lose? You know, you come from nothing. [whistling] You're going back to nothing. What have you lost? Nothing! Always look on the bright side of life! [whistling] Nothing will come from nothing. You know what they say? Always look on the bright side of life! Cheer up, you old bugger. Come on. Give us a grin. There you are. See? [whistling] It's the end of the film. Incidentally, this record's available in the foyer. Always look on the bright side of life! Some of us have got to live as well, you know. [whistling] Who do you think pays for all this rubbish? Always look on the bright side of life! They'll never make their money back, you know. I told him. [whistling] I said to him, 'Bernie.' I said, 'They'll never make their money back.' Always look on the bright side of life! [whistling] from:* http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/brian/brian.htm __________________
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01-04-2003, 11:37 AM	#47
KingTermite The Shade of Lazarus Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: PM me to keep in contact Posts: 26,003	For those of you have not seen "The Life of Brian", you must understand that all the people singing chorus to this song and the main singers are all on crosses being crucified at the time it is being sung. Thougt the visual was necessary. __________________ Bye Bye ABXZone.....Rest In Peace.
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01-04-2003, 12:01 PM	#48
KingTermite The Shade of Lazarus Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: PM me to keep in contact Posts: 26,003	How could we aaaall die at the same time? Ok...ok...if we aaaall died, then what killed us? Death: The Saaaalmon Mousse ! __________________ Bye Bye ABXZone.....Rest In Peace.
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01-04-2003, 12:20 PM	#49
samcolt murder on the dance floor Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: cleveland,ohio Posts: 1,338	i voted for the meaning of life but i am kinda torn because i liked them all.
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01-04-2003, 12:30 PM	#50
packetloss IRCtastic Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 1,704	May your life be like toilet paper... Long and useful. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- [A line of prisoners files past a jailer.] Jailer: Crucifixion? Prisoner: Yes. Jailer: First on the left, one cross each. [Prisoner exits.] Crucifixion? Prisoner 2: No, I'm to be released! Jailer: Oh. Well, off you go then! Prisoner 2: No, I was just kidding. I'm up for crucifixion actually. Jailer: OK, first on the left, one cross each.
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01-04-2003, 12:35 PM	#51
packetloss IRCtastic Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 1,704	How to Defend Youself from Fresh Fruit: Instuctor: "How to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. Now you, come at me with this banana. Catch! Now, it's quite simple to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. First of all you force him to drop the banana; then, second, you eat the banana, thus disarming him. You have now rendered him 'helpless." Student: "Suppose he's got a bunch." Instructor: "Shut up." Different Student: "Suppose he's got a pointed stick."
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01-04-2003, 01:46 PM	#52
chile62 "Come get some" Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Broomfield, Colorado Posts: 906	Man, this has been a great thread!!!
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01-04-2003, 03:09 PM	#53
DAPUNISHER 400lbs Gorilla Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Space Coast Posts: 141	I fart in your general direction!!!
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01-04-2003, 05:06 PM	#54
BombTek Good to be home... Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Ft Walton Beach, FL Posts: 2,246	I could swear you're pshychic or something KT.. I just posted about MP&holy grail in the poem thread and never even saw this one!!!...:eek: My fav is Holy Grail!! __________________ Click those ads, give what you can, keep AbxZone alive! Or I'll blow you up!!
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01-04-2003, 06:09 PM	#57
Double Density Lather, Rinse, Obey! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Fredericksburg, VA Posts: 310	I'm not dead yet! Was there ever any doubt Holy Grail would be the most popular? BTW...the Holy Grail DVD is one of the best ever....probably the only one that I ever played the extras on! __________________ I've got a website and I'm not afraid to use it!
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