Post number 1000! - Page 4

**SKI** · 11-30-2001, 10:40 PM

ROFLMAO!

I developed my taste for beer in Canada in '73 or so. Came back to the US in '75, and one of the 1st things I did was visit my old high-school buddys @ college. They were having a party, and I'd never seen a twist-top bottle, or drank US beer. Of course everyone got a big laugh when I asked for a church-key. They changed their tune in pretty short order: I drank that 1st Olympia in about 10 sec flat. A little while later I had the last laugh, watching everyone else pass out, barf, or both. I figure there must've been botulism or something on the bottles: the ALCOHOL (what there was of it) could't have had ANYTHING to do with their sorry state.

A few weeks later I wound up as the "last man standing" at my uncles 25th biorthday party (I was 19 @ the time). Drank 24 Micheloeb's that night... my GRANDMOTHER kept track! It got to where people would buy me beer just to watch.

Ah, youth!

So, If I give out bad advice, now you all know why...

BTW, US microbrews have been closing the "ethanol gap' pretty well.

And congrats on graduating, ST!

**SKI** · 11-30-2001, 10:50 PM

Speaking of parties, when I clicked on the "Green" banner ad to pay my cover, I noticed their "redirect" is http://www.environmentaldefense.org/naked

I want to go to THEIR party!

Ed_abx · 11-30-2001, 10:57 PM

Ahhhhh do i here a party, well this should be a double whammy. A big thumbs up for KONGO on his 1k post and a big congrats to st on his graduation. Hic hic hic dam american beer hey joe send me over some of that 151 proof Rat Bat

**Gorganzola** · 11-30-2001, 10:58 PM

I went to Germany over a year ago now for 4 months. When I had my first bottled beer I didn't have a church key and screw off tops are far from common over there. So, as a present, the guy with whom I was drinking gave me a church key. It was so I didn't have any more drinking problems in the future.

998 bottles of beer on the wall,
take one down,
pass it around,
997 bottles of beer on the wall,

BTW, others are more than welcome to take one off the wall. Just remember to count it down. Heck, a round for the whole thread.

997 bottles of beer on the wall,
take one down,
pass it around,
979 bottles of beer on the wall,

**SKI** · 11-30-2001, 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gorganzola
snip:
BTW, others are more than welcome to take one off the wall. Just remember to count it down. Heck, a round for the whole thread.

997 bottles of beer on the wall,
take one down,
pass it around,
979 bottles of beer on the wall,

Hey Gorganzola,

Thanks, don't mind if I do! Just don't let the singing interfere with the party. (979???

)

996 bottles of beer on the wall,
take one down,
pass it around,
995 bottles of beer on the wall!

**Perry_abx** · 11-30-2001, 11:08 PM

I think Gorganzola's drunk already... he obviously can't count!

"997 bottles of beer on the wall,
take one down,
pass it around,
979 bottles of beer on the wall,"

994 bottles of beer on the wall,
take one down,
pass it around,
993 bottles of beer on the wall,

Ed_abx · 11-30-2001, 11:11 PM

**SKI** · 11-30-2001, 11:13 PM

Slow down, Perry! You missed one...

995 bottles of beer on the wall,
take one down,
pass it around,
994 bottles of beer on the wall!

(There! Got it for you

)

**Gorganzola** · 11-30-2001, 11:14 PM

Gotta watch that keyboard, it moves when you least expect it too.

pbeyer you got to watch your keyboard too, its that Canadian beer, gets you every time.

You should be taking number 995 down and leaving 994 still up. Or, are you hoping we didn't notice you sneak the extra.

994 bottles of beer on the wall,
take one down,
pass it around,
993 bottles of beer on the wall,

**Perry_abx** · 11-30-2001, 11:23 PM

Oops! (hic) Sorry guys (hic).

993 bottles of beer on the wall,
take one down,
pass it around,
992 bottles of beer on the wall

**Gorganzola** · 11-30-2001, 11:36 PM

LOL np pbeyer. Enjoy them while they last. We need to get more people in here drinking though.

Ed, let me buy you a beer.

992 bottles of beer on the wall,
take one down,
pass it around,
991 bottles of beer on the wall,

**SKI** · 11-30-2001, 11:50 PM

Guess it's my turn to buy a round!

And we need some music to go with the singing, so...

991 bottles of beer on the wall,
take one down,
pass it around,
990 bottles of beer on the wall!

**Perry_abx** · 12-01-2001, 12:08 AM

At this rate I'll post 2K before ST in no time... unless I get to drunk and pass out! Hope I don't barf.

990 bottles of beer on the wall,
take one down,
pass it around,
989 bottles of beer on the wall!

JoeFrat · 12-01-2001, 12:15 AM

990 shots of bicardi on the wall,
take one down,
pass it around,
989 shots of bicardi on the wall!

ooops.....wrong drink...sorry

hey gorganzola...I hate when that keyboard moves!!! in fact it's moving now

**Perry_abx** · 12-01-2001, 12:45 AM

Hey Joe your Bacardi 151 was too much for me...

11-30-2001, 10:40 PM	#46
SKI Comms Moderator Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Tempe, AZ (or wherever my luggage is) Posts: 8,487	ROFLMAO! I developed my taste for beer in Canada in '73 or so. Came back to the US in '75, and one of the 1st things I did was visit my old high-school buddys @ college. They were having a party, and I'd never seen a twist-top bottle, or drank US beer. Of course everyone got a big laugh when I asked for a church-key. They changed their tune in pretty short order: I drank that 1st Olympia in about 10 sec flat. A little while later I had the last laugh, watching everyone else pass out, barf, or both. I figure there must've been botulism or something on the bottles: the ALCOHOL (what there was of it) could't have had ANYTHING to do with their sorry state. A few weeks later I wound up as the "last man standing" at my uncles 25th biorthday party (I was 19 @ the time). Drank 24 Micheloeb's that night... my GRANDMOTHER kept track! It got to where people would buy me beer just to watch. Ah, youth! So, If I give out bad advice, now you all know why... BTW, US microbrews have been closing the "ethanol gap' pretty well. And congrats on graduating, ST! __________________ Never try to teach a pig to sing... It wastes your time, and annoys the pig.
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11-30-2001, 10:50 PM	#47
SKI Comms Moderator Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Tempe, AZ (or wherever my luggage is) Posts: 8,487	Speaking of parties, when I clicked on the "Green" banner ad to pay my cover, I noticed their "redirect" is http://www.environmentaldefense.org/naked I want to go to THEIR party! __________________ Never try to teach a pig to sing... It wastes your time, and annoys the pig.
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11-30-2001, 10:57 PM	#48
Ed_abx Registered User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Titusville FL Posts: 1,229	Ahhhhh do i here a party, well this should be a double whammy. A big thumbs up for KONGO on his 1k post and a big congrats to st on his graduation. Hic hic hic dam american beer hey joe send me over some of that 151 proof Rat Bat __________________ Peace Ed
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11-30-2001, 10:58 PM	#49
Gorganzola ABXZone > Facebook Join Date: May 2001 Location: Hangin' with the fruits Posts: 9,396	I went to Germany over a year ago now for 4 months. When I had my first bottled beer I didn't have a church key and screw off tops are far from common over there. So, as a present, the guy with whom I was drinking gave me a church key. It was so I didn't have any more drinking problems in the future. 998 bottles of beer on the wall, take one down, pass it around, 997 bottles of beer on the wall, BTW, others are more than welcome to take one off the wall. Just remember to count it down. Heck, a round for the whole thread. 997 bottles of beer on the wall, take one down, pass it around, 979 bottles of beer on the wall, __________________ TTFN. I wasn't asleep at the switch, I was drunk. -- Homer J. Simpson Q. How many dull people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. One. A very useful tool on these forums: You can Meebo in public.
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11-30-2001, 11:08 PM	#51
Perry_abx Modulator Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Saint Paul, MN - USA Posts: 5,912	I think Gorganzola's drunk already... he obviously can't count! "997 bottles of beer on the wall, take one down, pass it around, 979 bottles of beer on the wall," 994 bottles of beer on the wall, take one down, pass it around, 993 bottles of beer on the wall, __________________ Gigabyte GA-P35-DS3L, Intel Core 2 Duo E8400, 2 x 1GB Kingston HyperX DDR2-1066, Palit 9600GT Sonic, Hauppauge WinTV-HVR 1600, 250GB Seagate, 250GB Maxtor, Lite-On XJ-HD166, NEC ND-2510A, Antec SLK3700BQE, Antec SP-500, LG L226WT Widescreen
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11-30-2001, 11:11 PM	#52
Ed_abx Registered User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Titusville FL Posts: 1,229	__________________ Peace Ed
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11-30-2001, 11:13 PM	#53
SKI Comms Moderator Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Tempe, AZ (or wherever my luggage is) Posts: 8,487	Slow down, Perry! You missed one... 995 bottles of beer on the wall, take one down, pass it around, 994 bottles of beer on the wall! (There! Got it for you ) __________________ Never try to teach a pig to sing... It wastes your time, and annoys the pig.
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11-30-2001, 11:14 PM	#54
Gorganzola ABXZone > Facebook Join Date: May 2001 Location: Hangin' with the fruits Posts: 9,396	Gotta watch that keyboard, it moves when you least expect it too. pbeyer you got to watch your keyboard too, its that Canadian beer, gets you every time. You should be taking number 995 down and leaving 994 still up. Or, are you hoping we didn't notice you sneak the extra. 994 bottles of beer on the wall, take one down, pass it around, 993 bottles of beer on the wall, __________________ TTFN. I wasn't asleep at the switch, I was drunk. -- Homer J. Simpson Q. How many dull people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. One. A very useful tool on these forums: You can Meebo in public.
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11-30-2001, 11:23 PM	#55
Perry_abx Modulator Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Saint Paul, MN - USA Posts: 5,912	Oops! (hic) Sorry guys (hic). 993 bottles of beer on the wall, take one down, pass it around, 992 bottles of beer on the wall __________________ Gigabyte GA-P35-DS3L, Intel Core 2 Duo E8400, 2 x 1GB Kingston HyperX DDR2-1066, Palit 9600GT Sonic, Hauppauge WinTV-HVR 1600, 250GB Seagate, 250GB Maxtor, Lite-On XJ-HD166, NEC ND-2510A, Antec SLK3700BQE, Antec SP-500, LG L226WT Widescreen
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11-30-2001, 11:36 PM	#56
Gorganzola ABXZone > Facebook Join Date: May 2001 Location: Hangin' with the fruits Posts: 9,396	LOL np pbeyer. Enjoy them while they last. We need to get more people in here drinking though. Ed, let me buy you a beer. 992 bottles of beer on the wall, take one down, pass it around, 991 bottles of beer on the wall, __________________ TTFN. I wasn't asleep at the switch, I was drunk. -- Homer J. Simpson Q. How many dull people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. One. A very useful tool on these forums: You can Meebo in public.
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11-30-2001, 11:50 PM	#57
SKI Comms Moderator Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Tempe, AZ (or wherever my luggage is) Posts: 8,487	Guess it's my turn to buy a round! And we need some music to go with the singing, so... 991 bottles of beer on the wall, take one down, pass it around, 990 bottles of beer on the wall! __________________ Never try to teach a pig to sing... It wastes your time, and annoys the pig.
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12-01-2001, 12:08 AM	#58
Perry_abx Modulator Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Saint Paul, MN - USA Posts: 5,912	At this rate I'll post 2K before ST in no time... unless I get to drunk and pass out! Hope I don't barf. 990 bottles of beer on the wall, take one down, pass it around, 989 bottles of beer on the wall! __________________ Gigabyte GA-P35-DS3L, Intel Core 2 Duo E8400, 2 x 1GB Kingston HyperX DDR2-1066, Palit 9600GT Sonic, Hauppauge WinTV-HVR 1600, 250GB Seagate, 250GB Maxtor, Lite-On XJ-HD166, NEC ND-2510A, Antec SLK3700BQE, Antec SP-500, LG L226WT Widescreen
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12-01-2001, 12:15 AM	#59
JoeFrat Registered Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 3,850	990 shots of bicardi on the wall, take one down, pass it around, 989 shots of bicardi on the wall! ooops.....wrong drink...sorry hey gorganzola...I hate when that keyboard moves!!! in fact it's moving now
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12-01-2001, 12:45 AM	#60
Perry_abx Modulator Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Saint Paul, MN - USA Posts: 5,912	Hey Joe your Bacardi 151 was too much for me... __________________ Gigabyte GA-P35-DS3L, Intel Core 2 Duo E8400, 2 x 1GB Kingston HyperX DDR2-1066, Palit 9600GT Sonic, Hauppauge WinTV-HVR 1600, 250GB Seagate, 250GB Maxtor, Lite-On XJ-HD166, NEC ND-2510A, Antec SLK3700BQE, Antec SP-500, LG L226WT Widescreen
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