Students write the darndest things.

epicbard · 03-24-2005, 01:29 PM

This caught my eye, and is amazingly funny:

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A teacher forwarded this list of comments from test papers, essays, etc., submitted to science and health teachers by elementary, junior high, high school, and college students. As she noted, It is truly astonishing what weird science our young scholars can create under the pressures of time and grades.

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Germinate: To become a naturalized German.
Liter: A nest of young puppies.
Magnet: Something you find crawling all over a dead cat.
Momentum: What you give a person when they are going away.
Planet: A body of Earth surrounded by sky.

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zapionics<alt> · 03-24-2005, 05:37 PM

Those kids must have had some funny teachers!

I needed that today - thanks!

JaGWiRE_abx · 03-24-2005, 07:19 PM

That's great, but if some of those kids were really stupid enough to answer those questions,

. Some funny damn answers though, I like the steroids one though (What do steroids do? They keep the stairs still).

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