Tech Support!

fvbounty · 05-31-2008, 09:05 PM

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate.

DEAR DESPERATE,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then
automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will
download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0
(it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0-program .These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck Babe!

Tech Support

tamarelle · 05-31-2008, 09:35 PM

LOL funniest thing I have read in a long time !

fvbounty · 05-31-2008, 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tamarelle

LOL funniest thing I have read in a long time !

Thats exactly what my wife said!!!!! LOL

Drc Ok · 05-31-2008, 10:10 PM

LOL thats funny cos its true

fvbounty · 05-31-2008, 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drc Ok

LOL thats funny cos its true

Ain't that the truth!!!

BIGMOTOR · 06-14-2008, 03:01 AM

Hello everyone!

I'm new here and I don't know where to start........I have a acer 5100 laptop with XP media center installed from da factory. Was trying to put IE 7 on it and each time i install it I have to uninstall in order to surf da net. It will not go on the net with Ie 7 installed on it. What should I do to correct this problem? thanks in advance..

sammy2066 · 06-14-2008, 04:19 AM

Haha ... very funny!

dave.kts · 06-28-2008, 01:12 PM

Can anyone direct me to some help on restoring windows xp to my gateway laptop? It way bought used and has vista installed on it, but the copy is bad and has no key. I have no original system disks either. vista opens and only allows internet access. Is there a cheap way to fix this?

TQ · 06-28-2008, 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BIGMOTOR

Hello everyone!

I'm new here and I don't know where to start........I have a acer 5100 laptop with XP media center installed from da factory. Was trying to put IE 7 on it and each time i install it I have to uninstall in order to surf da net. It will not go on the net with Ie 7 installed on it. What should I do to correct this problem? thanks in advance..

Did you try installing the Hot Lingerie 7.7a hotfix?

TQ · 06-28-2008, 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dave.kts

Can anyone direct me to some help on restoring windows xp to my gateway laptop? It way bought used and has vista installed on it, but the copy is bad and has no key. I have no original system disks either. vista opens and only allows internet access. Is there a cheap way to fix this?

I see someone's been Googling "tech support"...

05-31-2008, 09:05 PM	#1
fvbounty Eat Wild Pacific Salmon Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Alameda Ca Posts: 5,132	Tech Support! Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Signed, Desperate. DEAR DESPERATE, First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0-program .These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7. Good Luck Babe! Tech Support __________________ New Gaming rig - Asus P5E3 Deluxe Wi-Fi - Intel QX9650 - CORSAIR TWIN3X2048-1600C7DHXIN 2GB PC3-12800 - 150 gig Raptor - 320 gig WD 3200YS - Corsair HX 620 watt PS - EVGA 512-P3-N841-A3 GeForce 8800GTS (G92) 512MB - AMD FX 55 - XP-90C & SilentCat 9 - Asus A8N-SLI with Swiftech MCX159 - 2X1024 Corsair 3500LLPro 2-3-2-6 1T - 2X BFG 6800GT OC Zalman VF700-CU - 1 WD 74 Gig Raptor boot - 1 Seagate 7200 sata data - Nec 3500A - Plextor 716AL Slot Loader - Enermax EG 701 AX 600 watt PS - Silverstone Temjin TJ03B case with side window - G7 lazer mouse - Cannon Pixma I8500 printer - Windows XP Pro SP2 Slipstreamed - Dell 2405FPW lcd
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05-31-2008, 10:10 PM	#4
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BIGMOTOR Registered User Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 1	Re: Tech Support! Hello everyone! I'm new here and I don't know where to start........I have a acer 5100 laptop with XP media center installed from da factory. Was trying to put IE 7 on it and each time i install it I have to uninstall in order to surf da net. It will not go on the net with Ie 7 installed on it. What should I do to correct this problem? thanks in advance..
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06-28-2008, 01:12 PM	#8
dave.kts Registered User Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 1	Re: Tech Support! Can anyone direct me to some help on restoring windows xp to my gateway laptop? It way bought used and has vista installed on it, but the copy is bad and has no key. I have no original system disks either. vista opens and only allows internet access. Is there a cheap way to fix this?
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