I am seek for respectable software for PROMO!

AbraahamLcn_abx · 01-09-2007, 12:24 PM

Give me link to SEO software (promotion, advertisement, etc.). I'm need it to promote my new e-shop.
Thanks.

TQ · 01-09-2007, 12:46 PM

I knew I should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque...

*Bofinn* · 01-09-2007, 12:54 PM

I am spam.
Spam-I-am.

That Spam-I-am.
That Spam-I-am.
I do not like
That Spam-I-am.

Do you like
E-mail spam?

I do not like it,
Spam-I-am.
I do not like
your E-mail Spam.

Would you like it here
or there?

I would not like it.
here or there.
I would not like it
anywhere.
I do not like
your e-mail spam.
I do not like it
Spam-I-am.

Would you like it
if it's lewd?
Would you like it
in the nude?

I would not like it
if it's lewd.
I would not like it
in the nude.
I would not like it
here or there.
I would not like it
anywhere.
I do not like
your e-mail spam.
I do not like it
Spam-I-am.

Would you want it
at your ISP?
Would you want it
'cause it's free?

Not at my ISP.
Not even when it's free.
Not if it's lewd.
Not in the nude.
I would not like it
here or there.
I would not like it
anywhere.
I do not like
your e-mail spam.
I do not like it.
Spam-I-am.

Would you? Could you?
From afar?
Take them! Take them!
Here they are.

I would not,
could not,
from afar.

You will like them.
You wil see.
You will like them.
You'll buy from me!

I would not, could not buy from thee.
Not from afar! You let me be.
Not at my ISP.
Not even when it's free.
Not if its lewd.
Not in the nude.
I would not like it here or there.
I would not like it anywhere.
I do not like your e-mail spam.
I do not like it Spam-I-am.

A bunch! A bunch!
A bunch! A bunch!
Could you, would you,
love a bunch?

Not in a bunch! I'll not buy from thee!
Not from afar! Spam! Let me Be!
Not at my ISP.
Not even when it's free.
Not if its lewd.
Not in the nude.
I would not like it here or there.
I would not like it anywhere.
I do not like your e-mail spam.
I do not like it Spam-I-am.

Say!
On a lark?
Here on a lark!
Would you read it on a lark?

I would not read it
on a lark?

Would you, could you
think again?

I would not, could not, think again.
Not in a bunch! I'll not buy from thee!
Not from afar! Not at my ISP.
I do not like it, Spam, you see.
Not even when it's free.
Not if its lewd.
Not in the nude.
I would not like it here or there.
I would not like it anywhere.
I do not like your e-mail spam.
I do not like it Spam-I-am.

Would you, could you,
A pyramid scheme?

I would not, could not,
a pyramid scheme!

Would you, could you,
something really obscene?

I could not, would not, something really obscene.
Will not, will not, a pyramid scheme.
I will not read it on a lark.
I will not, will not think again.
Not in a bunch! I'll not buy from thee!
Not from afar! Not at my ISP.
Not even when it's free.
Not if its lewd.
Not in the nude.
I would not like it here or there.
I would not like it anywhere.
I do not like your e-mail spam.
I do not like it Spam-I-am.

You do not like it,
so you say.
Read it! Read it!
And you may.
Read it and you may, I say.

Spam!
If you will let me be,
I will try it,
You will see.
Say!
I do detest your e-mail spam!
I do! I hate it! Spam-I-am!
I really hate you, and your floozie!
I will hunt you with an Uzi!
I do not want that something really obscene!
I do not want your pyramid scheme!
They should take you to the deck!
And once there... should stretch your neck!
You are so evil, so evil, you see!
Get thee Satan away from me!
If I could find you and your ISP,
I would piddle in your shoes and on your knee!
I find you crude!
I find you rude!
I do not like you here or there.
I would not like you anywhere.
I do not like your e-mail spam.
Death to you
Death to you
Spam-I-am.

Brian · 01-09-2007, 01:00 PM

Give me link to SEO software (promotion, advertisement, etc.). I'm need it to promote my new e-shop.

TQ · 01-09-2007, 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bofinn

I am spam.

I think I broke something from laughing so hard...

01-09-2007, 12:24 PM	#1
AbraahamLcn_abx Registered User Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 1	I am seek for respectable software for PROMO! Give me link to SEO software (promotion, advertisement, etc.). I'm need it to promote my new e-shop. Thanks.
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01-09-2007, 12:46 PM	#2
TQ You gonna throw that? Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 8,442	I knew I should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque... __________________ Create in me a pure heart, O God, and renew a steadfast spirit within me - Psalm 51:10 My goal in life is to be as good of a person as my dogs already think I am... Daywalker Studio: Software: Adobe Audition 3.0/Pro Tools LE 7.4/Acid Pro 6.0/Multiple VST, DirectX and RTAS plugins/Kontakt 3 Sampler/Windows XP Professional PC Hardware: D975XBX2-504/E6600/4x2GB Mushkin XP2-6400/eVGA 800GTX/HP f1905 19" flat panel/Echo Audio Gina24 Sound Card/2 Maxtor 6B300SO's/1 Maxtor STM500AS/1 Western Digital WD2500JD/PleXwriter Premium/Plextor 716A/Samsung LightScribe DVD burner/Logitech Revolution MX/Antec P-180b/PPC&C Silencer 610/Zalman CNPS9500 HSF Recording Hardware: Mbox 2 Factory Pro/Mackie SR24.4VLZ Pro Console/M-Audio Axiom 25 MIDI Controller/Audio-Technica 4033a microphone/Symetrix 528E/PreSonus Eureka/Mackie MR8 active monitors Game Machine: Gigabyte GA-X48-DQ6/E8400/4x2GB Mushkin XP2-8500/BFG GTX280/HP f2105 21" flat panel/Creative Labs X-Fi Elite Pro/Maxtor 6H500F0/Maxtor STM3320/Western Digital WD4000KD/Plextor 760A/Toshiba DVD-ROM/Zalman CNPS9700/Antec P-180/PPC&C Silencer 610/Ideazon Merc Stealth keyboard/Vista Business64 SP1
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01-09-2007, 12:54 PM	#3
Bofinn I'm gettin' dizzy! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Chicagoland Posts: 11,035	I am spam. Spam-I-am. That Spam-I-am. That Spam-I-am. I do not like That Spam-I-am. Do you like E-mail spam? I do not like it, Spam-I-am. I do not like your E-mail Spam. Would you like it here or there? I would not like it. here or there. I would not like it anywhere. I do not like your e-mail spam. I do not like it Spam-I-am. Would you like it if it's lewd? Would you like it in the nude? I would not like it if it's lewd. I would not like it in the nude. I would not like it here or there. I would not like it anywhere. I do not like your e-mail spam. I do not like it Spam-I-am. Would you want it at your ISP? Would you want it 'cause it's free? Not at my ISP. Not even when it's free. Not if it's lewd. Not in the nude. I would not like it here or there. I would not like it anywhere. I do not like your e-mail spam. I do not like it. Spam-I-am. Would you? Could you? From afar? Take them! Take them! Here they are. I would not, could not, from afar. You will like them. You wil see. You will like them. You'll buy from me! I would not, could not buy from thee. Not from afar! You let me be. Not at my ISP. Not even when it's free. Not if its lewd. Not in the nude. I would not like it here or there. I would not like it anywhere. I do not like your e-mail spam. I do not like it Spam-I-am. A bunch! A bunch! A bunch! A bunch! Could you, would you, love a bunch? Not in a bunch! I'll not buy from thee! Not from afar! Spam! Let me Be! Not at my ISP. Not even when it's free. Not if its lewd. Not in the nude. I would not like it here or there. I would not like it anywhere. I do not like your e-mail spam. I do not like it Spam-I-am. Say! On a lark? Here on a lark! Would you read it on a lark? I would not read it on a lark? Would you, could you think again? I would not, could not, think again. Not in a bunch! I'll not buy from thee! Not from afar! Not at my ISP. I do not like it, Spam, you see. Not even when it's free. Not if its lewd. Not in the nude. I would not like it here or there. I would not like it anywhere. I do not like your e-mail spam. I do not like it Spam-I-am. Would you, could you, A pyramid scheme? I would not, could not, a pyramid scheme! Would you, could you, something really obscene? I could not, would not, something really obscene. Will not, will not, a pyramid scheme. I will not read it on a lark. I will not, will not think again. Not in a bunch! I'll not buy from thee! Not from afar! Not at my ISP. Not even when it's free. Not if its lewd. Not in the nude. I would not like it here or there. I would not like it anywhere. I do not like your e-mail spam. I do not like it Spam-I-am. You do not like it, so you say. Read it! Read it! And you may. Read it and you may, I say. Spam! If you will let me be, I will try it, You will see. Say! I do detest your e-mail spam! I do! I hate it! Spam-I-am! I really hate you, and your floozie! I will hunt you with an Uzi! I do not want that something really obscene! I do not want your pyramid scheme! They should take you to the deck! And once there... should stretch your neck! You are so evil, so evil, you see! Get thee Satan away from me! If I could find you and your ISP, I would piddle in your shoes and on your knee! I find you crude! I find you rude! I do not like you here or there. I would not like you anywhere. I do not like your e-mail spam. Death to you Death to you Spam-I-am. __________________ ---------- JimBo ----------- When in doubt, smack it!
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01-09-2007, 01:00 PM	#4
Brian But you can call me Brain Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Brampton, Ontario Posts: 5,894	Give me link to SEO software (promotion, advertisement, etc.). I'm need it to promote my new e-shop. __________________
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