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Old 09-14-2001, 08:58 AM   #1
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And on a lighter note

ODD FACTS:

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced
enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.(Hardly seems worth it.)

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If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced
to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it!)

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The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to
squirt blood 30 feet (O.M.G.!)

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A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

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A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.

(Creepy.)

(I'm still not over the pig.)

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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Do not try this at home...maybe at work.)

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The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to body.

The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")

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The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping
the length of a football field.

(30 minutes...can you imagine??)

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The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

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Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity.)

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Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I always wanted to know.)

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The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmm........)

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Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed
people do.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

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Elephants are the only animal that cannot jump.

(OK, so that would be a good thing....)

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A cat's urine glows under a black light.

(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)

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Starfish have no brains.

(I know some people like that too.)

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Polar bears are left-handed.

(Who knew? Who cares!)

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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(What about that pig??)
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Old 09-14-2001, 09:11 AM   #2
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Old 09-14-2001, 09:40 AM   #3
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Old 09-14-2001, 11:08 AM   #4
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ROFLMAO
very nice tranced...i dont know which part is better, the facts, or your comments
very funny
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Old 09-14-2001, 12:16 PM   #5
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And women call us pigs as an insult.... we now have the ultimate "come-back", LMAO
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Old 09-14-2001, 01:35 PM   #6
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ROFLMAO. Dang funny comments...hehehehe, thanks, you just made my day.

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Old 09-14-2001, 02:18 PM   #7
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Thanks Tranced...funny stuff...feels kind of good to take your mind off things...we need more!!
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Old 09-14-2001, 03:39 PM   #8
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Thumbs up Thanks Tranced !

We all need a lil' bit of cheer
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Thumbs up Thank you, Thank you....

mmh.. let's see I must have some pics lying around overhere... Ah!

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Keep 'em coming Tranced ... more of the good stuff LOL
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I won't post too much of that good stuf... everything with too in front is NOT good you know

I'll post something sunday
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Old 09-16-2001, 09:58 AM   #12
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Be a lert , the world needs more lerts.

If you can read this , I've lost my caravan.

Go ahead and honk , I'm reloading.

If you don't like the way I drive , get off the sidewalk!.

So many pedestrians , so little time.

This car will explode on impact.

Jesus is coming , look busy !.

I've found Jesus , he's in my trunk.

Traffic wardens eat their young.

I Killed Kenny ! (sorry deadkenny)

Today is the day for decisive action. Or is it?.

Give blood .. play hockey.

10,000 sperm , and you were the fastest ?

Ok , so god made heaven and earth , but what has he done lately?.

Welcome to Utah , set your watch back 20 years.

Horn broken , watch for finger.

Pigs may fly-this one drives.

Eat a prune and start a movement.

My face is familiar , but I can't quite remember my name.

Ask not what you can for me , just do it !.

Go ahead and hit me , I need the money.

Preserve nature , pickle a squirrel.

Prevent interbreeding , ban country music.

There's no future in time travel , so slow down.

My other wife is beautiful.

Sshhhh , the driver is sleeping.

Feel safe tonight , sleep with a cop.

It's not pretty being easy.

Sky diving , good to the last drop.

I don't suffer from insanity , I enjoy every minute of it.

If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.

Too close for missles , switching to guns.

Heck was created for those who refuse to believe in Gosh.
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Old 09-16-2001, 10:18 AM   #13
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Thumbs up Nice one Ozzie

had to jump in with 2 that i've seen

1. Hundreds of Plants and Animals have died to make room for your fat a$$(with a picture of a house)

Side note to #1. This was on the back of a subaru wagon, so I followed them to see where they lived and guess what? At 2500 sq. ft. house with a three car garage!!! LOL

2. On the back of my mom's 1985 El Camino:
CAUTION-this vehicle may wreck or explode for no apparent reason.
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